Your childhood grew up.
Same quest. Worse knees. The kid who never came home for dinner is 33 now — and he's still outside. $ASH is his save file.
No utility. No roadmap. 1% transfer fee (Token-2022). Just Unc. DYOR.
▮
YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS ONE, UNC.
ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF UNC ASH. SEVEN FRAMES. NO BOSS.
★ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKEDSAME SAVE. DIFFERENT DAY.
UNC PIKA COMPLETED 0 OBJECTIVES TODAY.
UNC PIKA HAD THE BETTER DAY.
CONTINUE?
NOAUTOSAVE COMPLETE.
SAME PLAYER. DIFFERENT ERA.
AWAITING INPUT…
YOU CAN'T GO BACK. BUT YOU CAN LOAD THE FILE.
SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED
The 1% transfer fee on $ASH doesn't disappear. It gets paid back out to holders — in $SV151.
LIVE — STONKFUN PUBLIC API
READING SAVE DATA…
HOW THE FEE BECOMES THE REWARD — TAP A STEP
Every transfer of $ASH, on any venue.
Read this part. Rewards are not guaranteed, not daily, and not yield. There is no schedule: the fee accumulates and is distributed when StonkFun judges the pot large enough, so payouts are irregular and can stop. StonkFun's own terms state that holding a token gives you no contractual right to any distribution, any amount or any schedule, that distributions can be delayed or halted at any time, and that some wallets are excluded. Only wallets holding at least $20 of $ASH at the moment a distribution runs are eligible — and that floor, the ~2.5% operating fee and the payout threshold are StonkFun platform settings, not terms written into the token. StonkFun can change any of them without an on-chain change. The 1% fee is collected trustlessly by the token program; everything after that — the sweep, the swap into $SV151, and the payout — is run by a StonkFun-controlled wallet, and what a distribution is worth depends on the price that swap gets. $SV151 is a separate token from a separate project (Dynamic Assets): it represents fractional ownership of that project's reserve wallet, it is not redeemable for physical cards today, and holding $ASH does not make $ASH backed by anything. Figures above come from StonkFun's public API and change constantly. Not financial advice.
Twelve items. Zero potions. One ibuprofen economy.
RED CAP
Original. Faded. Undefeated.
PATCH v33.0
UNC CANNOT DROP ITEMS. UNC KEEPS EVERYTHING.
Official documents. Screenshot responsibly.
BOX 00 · ORIGINAL FILES — 8 FILES. TAP ONE.
COMMUNITY SAVES — DEPOSIT YOUR MEMES, WITHDRAWALS NOT SUPPORTED. DEPOSITS GET FILED NEXT TO THE ORIGINALS.
Memoryloot created the original UNC ASH meme artwork and is part of the $ASH community. Memoryloot is not the token's founder or developer. Only work marked BY MEMORYLOOT is theirs; other artwork here is community meme content or made in-house.
UNC ASH — SOLANA — LVL 33
SAVE FILE INCLUDED. BATTERY MOSTLY OK.
ORIGINAL SAVE CREATED 08/26/26 · SOURCE: STONKFUN · FIRST POOL: RAYDIUM (ASH/SV151)
CARTRIDGE SPECS
VERIFY MINT ↗UNC: "Back in my day everything had fees."
*Reported on-chain configuration — verify live via the mint link before trading. Supply is a snapshot: it can shrink via burns but nothing new can be minted while minting stays disabled. $ASH trades against $SV151 in its primary pool; $ASH is not backed by SV151, cards, or anything else. Live price, liquidity and holders move fast — check the chart, not a screenshot.
CONTRACT ADDRESS — THE ONLY REAL ONE
FAKES EXIST. MULTIPLE TOKENS USE THE "ASH" NAME — THE MINT ADDRESS IS THE IDENTITY. ALWAYS VERIFY THE MINT.
BEFORE YOU CONTINUE…
THE STREETLIGHTS CAME ON.
NOBODY WENT HOME.
A 33-year save file, a washed starter, and whoever else is still outside.
Multiplayer requires a cable. Plug in.
Ports light up only when a link is verified. Anything showing AWAITING LINK CABLE does not exist yet.