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$ASH ON SOLANA LVL 33

UNC ASH

Your childhood grew up.

Same quest. Worse knees. The kid who never came home for dinner is 33 now — and he's still outside. $ASH is his save file.

CA

No utility. No roadmap. 1% transfer fee (Token-2022). Just Unc. DYOR.

POCKET UNC — MODEL UA-33
DOT MATRIX UNC SYSTEM
SAVE FILE FOUND IT'S PLAYABLE — TAP
PLAY TIME 33Y STILL CATCHING▮
POCKET UNC™ COLOR? NO. OLDER.
CH.02

THE REALIZATION

Unc Ash meets his own reflection
EXHIBIT A — THE MIRROR, 2026

▮

YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS ONE, UNC.

CH.03

THE DAILY GRIND

ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF UNC ASH. SEVEN FRAMES. NO BOSS.

06:31 AM SPAWN POINT
▮
UNCON THE CLOCK PIKASTILL ASLEEP ART: MEMORYLOOT

06:31SPAWN POINT

CH.04

SELECT SAVE

SAME PLAYER. DIFFERENT ERA.

FILE VIEWER
NO FILE LOADED
SELECT A SAVE

AWAITING INPUT…

YOU CAN'T GO BACK. BUT YOU CAN LOAD THE FILE.

CH.05

SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED

HOLD THE UNC.
EARN THE 151.

The 1% transfer fee on $ASH doesn't disappear. It gets paid back out to holders — in $SV151.

QUEST LOG ACTIVE
ITEM
$ASH
REWARD
$SV151
TRANSFER FEE
1% · PERMANENT · ANY VENUE
SPLIT
PRO-RATA
ELIGIBILITY
HOLD ≥ $20 OF $ASH
SCHEDULE
NONE — THRESHOLD BASED
OPERATING FEE
~2.5% OF THE POT
RUN BY
STONKFUN

LIVE — STONKFUN PUBLIC API

READING SAVE DATA…

HOW THE FEE BECOMES THE REWARD — TAP A STEP

Every transfer of $ASH, on any venue.

Read this part. Rewards are not guaranteed, not daily, and not yield. There is no schedule: the fee accumulates and is distributed when StonkFun judges the pot large enough, so payouts are irregular and can stop. StonkFun's own terms state that holding a token gives you no contractual right to any distribution, any amount or any schedule, that distributions can be delayed or halted at any time, and that some wallets are excluded. Only wallets holding at least $20 of $ASH at the moment a distribution runs are eligible — and that floor, the ~2.5% operating fee and the payout threshold are StonkFun platform settings, not terms written into the token. StonkFun can change any of them without an on-chain change. The 1% fee is collected trustlessly by the token program; everything after that — the sweep, the swap into $SV151, and the payout — is run by a StonkFun-controlled wallet, and what a distribution is worth depends on the price that swap gets. $SV151 is a separate token from a separate project (Dynamic Assets): it represents fractional ownership of that project's reserve wallet, it is not redeemable for physical cards today, and holding $ASH does not make $ASH backed by anything. Figures above come from StonkFun's public API and change constantly. Not financial advice.

CH.06

UNC'S BAG

Twelve items. Zero potions. One ibuprofen economy.

RED CAP

Original. Faded. Undefeated.

UNC CANNOT DROP ITEMS. UNC KEEPS EVERYTHING.

CH.07

UNC LICENSE

Official documents. Screenshot responsibly.

UNC ASHLVL 33
Unc Ash sprite
HP67 BACK12 SOCIAL BATT.4 CLASS: UNC BEDTIME: 9:40 PM SPECIAL MOVE: "BACK IN MY DAY"
UNC PIKALVL 33
Unc Pika sprite
ENERGY18 LOYALTYMAX NAP: MAX THUNDER: PENDING ATTITUDE: TIRED OF ASH
CH.08

THE ARCHIVE

SYSTEM

BOX 00 · ORIGINAL FILES — 8 FILES. TAP ONE.

PLAYER 2 HAS CONNECTED

MEMORYLOOT

ORIGINAL UNC ASH MEME ART

STATUS
ON BOARD
ROLE
ORIGINAL ARTIST
PORT
CONNECTED

You've seen the picture. Most people never saw the name. The mirror, the cap, the hairline — UNC ASH was a picture before it was anything else, and the artist behind it is here.

COMMUNITY SAVES — DEPOSIT YOUR MEMES, WITHDRAWALS NOT SUPPORTED. DEPOSITS GET FILED NEXT TO THE ORIGINALS.

Memoryloot created the original UNC ASH meme artwork and is part of the $ASH community. Memoryloot is not the token's founder or developer. Only work marked BY MEMORYLOOT is theirs; other artwork here is community meme content or made in-house.

CH.09

THE CARTRIDGE

$ASH

UNC ASH — SOLANA — LVL 33

SAVE FILE INCLUDED. BATTERY MOSTLY OK.

PROPERTY OF UNC — DO NOT BLOW ON IT

ORIGINAL SAVE CREATED 08/26/26 · SOURCE: STONKFUN · FIRST POOL: RAYDIUM (ASH/SV151)

CONTRACT ADDRESS — THE ONLY REAL ONE

FAKES EXIST. MULTIPLE TOKENS USE THE "ASH" NAME — THE MINT ADDRESS IS THE IDENTITY. ALWAYS VERIFY THE MINT.

BEFORE YOU CONTINUE…

▸ MEME TOKEN. NEW LAUNCH (FIRST POOL: 08/26/26). ▸ 1% TOKEN-2022 TRANSFER FEE ON EVERY TRANSFER. ▸ LIQUIDITY CAN BE VOLATILE. IT'S A MEME, UNC. ▸ MINTING & FREEZING REPORTED DISABLED — VERIFY LIVE. ▸ NO PROMISES OF RETURNS. NONE. DYOR.
CH.10

THE STREETLIGHTS CAME ON.
NOBODY WENT HOME.

Unc Ash

UNC ASH — LVL 30+ LOBBY

A 33-year save file, a washed starter, and whoever else is still outside.

SOLANA $ASH MEME · NO ROADMAP ORIGINAL ART: MEMORYLOOT REWARDS PAID IN $SV151

Multiplayer requires a cable. Plug in.

Ports light up only when a link is verified. Anything showing AWAITING LINK CABLE does not exist yet.